Autistic LARPer blissfully unaware he’s at fetish market
An autistic man whose love for live-action roleplay is eclipsed only by his complete lack of situational awareness has spent the last several hours totally unaware of the fact that he’s been wandering around an open-air BDSM market, according to eyewitnesses. Graeme Hart, 36, has...
Autistic woman experiences rare glimpse of feeling like human being
An autistic woman has, for the first time in her life, experienced a fleeting taste of what it would be like to be an actual human person, it has been reported. Beth Hapworth, 20, became aware that she might be as real as everyone else...
Autistic woman who yearns for the sword scared of her kitchen knives
An autistic woman who longs to be a sword-wielding fantasy heroine is afraid to use the normal knives in her kitchen, it has been rumoured. Olivia Buckingham, 40, reportedly daydreams about being a noble paladin with an enchanted longsword, but said dreams are regularly tested...
Autistic woman tells right joke to the wrong audience
An autistic woman who told an off-colour joke at a family dinner has belatedly realised her relatives were entirely the wrong crowd, it has been reported. Mandeep Kaur, 29, reportedly made a quip about her own singledom, saying: “At this point, I don’t care whether...
Hot desking really fucking up autistic woman’s ability to memorise her colleagues
An autistic woman who only has the scantest idea of what anyone looks like has been totally screwed over by her workplace’s introduction of hot desking, reports have indicated. Pippa Durham, 30, whose object permanence is so bad she once lost a game of peek-a-boo...
Asian AuDHDer doomed to forget masala chai on stove
An AuDHD woman has still not learned her lesson about getting distracted and letting her masala chai explode all over the cooker, according to her ancestors. Sabeen Bhatt, 38, has been making her own chai ever since her grandmother got weirdly gatekeepy about the recipe...
Autistic horse racing commentator fired for infodumping about horses
An autistic man with a special interest in horses has been fired from his dream job as a horse racing commentator due to not being able to shut up about horses, sources have claimed. Jack Harrington, 29, has reportedly been obsessed with horses for his...
AuDHD man sorry he’s only 45 minutes early
An AuDHD man has apologised profusely for arriving at an event a mere three-quarters of an hour early, it has been revealed. Naveed Azkhat, 28, was invited to the informal gathering at the home of friend, Talia Cohen, 27, with a scheduled start time of...
“It’s an accessibility tool” insists autistic man who spends life fixing errors caused by ChatGPT
An autistic man has stated that generative AI is a valuable and worthwhile tool which actually helps accessibility, despite it actually being the bane of his fucking life, reports have confirmed. Paul Shinter, 46, who has incorporated AI into every aspect of his life, from...
I thought I was neurotypical. It turns out I just really like shopping at Uniqlo.
Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is Sarah, and this whole time I thought I was neurotypical, it turns out I just really like that nice linen-blend neutral shit they do at Uniqlo. Every time I used to walk through the doors of the...
