Laura Richmond
Like many autistic people, Laura Richmond has always felt like the proverbial square peg amid a sea of round holes. She’s never really fit into the parameters of any recognisable career, and generally she just makes it up as she goes along. She completed a PhD in medieval history in 2017. She has continued to publish historical research, and she has been a regular contributor and an advisory editor at the Oxford Dictionary of National Biography. Currently, she’s a researcher, campaigner, and consultant who works to improve mental health care, especially for parents and families. She uses her own lived experience of autism and complex PTSD and works in partnership with several charities and universities. She also runs a dolls’ hospital. Her memoir, All My Worldly Joy, will be published by Wilton Square in January 2026. She lives in Southampton with her son and two cats.
Autistic woman will never be sad again after reading novel about lesbian nuns in space
An autistic woman has been winning at mental health ever since she read a science fiction novella about an order of Roman Catholic nuns being very gay on a spaceship, reports have confirmed. Miya Wilkes, 30, read Sisters of the Vast Black by Lina Rather...
Autistic person’s PhD topic so niche explaining what it is uses up entire thesis word count
An autistic PhD student has come up with a research topic so obscure and complex that it may have transcended human language, sources have claimed. Kit McGodden, 25, wrote an 80,000 word introduction, at which point they realised that they had accidentally written a...
Autistic woman asked to “jump on a quick call” suggests you jump off a quick cliff
An autistic woman’s day working from home was reportedly ruined by your request that she join a video call at short notice, you absolute psychopath. Talia Cohen, 40, was in full goblin mode when you interrupted her mid-task to demand that she run through her...
Autistics propose menstrual amnesty during heatwave
An autistic lobbying group has called for all uteri to pause hostilities while heatwave conditions continue, it has been reported. The group, known as For Uterine Calm Knowing it’s Sweltering, Awful and Kafkaesque Everywhere (FUCKSAKE), is advocating for a temporary blanket ban on any and...
All this autistic woman’s friends suddenly engaged, but look how much custard she has
A single autistic woman is much happier than expected, having rounded off witnessing a succession of other people’s engagements by taking home an enormous jug of custard, sources have revealed. Paige Thomas, 30, was heard to cry, “Yes! A thousand times, yes!” when asked if...
Nana! This autistic teen only likes things intended for the elderly
An autistic teenager has been described not just as an “old soul” but a positively geriatric one, reports have confirmed. Lottie Fitzgerald, 16, feels that people who post “granny chic” on social media are a bunch of amateurs who wouldn’t know a Teasmade if it...
No one ever died wondering what this autistic woman was thinking
An autistic woman known for saying the quiet part really fucking loudly has never left anyone in doubt as to what she really thinks, feels or low-key wants to pummel, sources have claimed. Emma Bernard, 32, leaves nothing left unsaid, which, rather than leaving her...
Scam alert! Nothing less believable than autistic woman telling God’s honest truth
An autistic woman so compulsively honest she has never skipped through a single ‘Terms and Conditions’ been universally condemned as an outrageous liar, according to sources. Niamh Callaghan, 40, who once farted in a lift and immediately announced, “I’m so sorry, that was me,” finds...
Finally! Online translation services add Neurotypical to languages on offer
Websites that translate text from one language to another will enable emails and instant messages from neurotypical people to be converted into a less obscure format, reports have confirmed. According to linguistics expert Dr. Jay Chester, who helped to create the innovative new tool, site...
Knew it! Appropriate conversation topics decided by top-secret committee
Headline by Sara Gibbs Everyone but you is invited to regular meetings where it is announced what is and is not socially acceptable to say, our undercover reporters have found. The format of these meetings revolves around the Oxford English Dictionary, which is taken page by...