AuDHD poltergeist accidentally tidies room
An AuDHD poltergeist who intended to scare a couple into moving out has instead accidentally tidied their living room to a “Mum’s coming to visit” degree, paranormal researchers have confirmed. Lottie Fitzgerald, 26, and Alix Gardner, 28, began noticing an increase in unexplained phenomena shortly...
Seriously?? Autistic child already in sensory overload given sixth fucking sense
An autistic boy already overwhelmed by his existing five senses has, horrifyingly, acquired a sixth one, it has been rumoured. Nine-year-old Cole Seer, who has struggled his whole life with sensory processing disorder (SPD) has now added extra-sensory processing (ESP) to his growing list of...
Autistic woman happy to help with computer if it means being called a wizard
An autistic woman is reportedly delighted to help her family with their tech issues as long as they continue to label her a “wizard” for doing so. Freya Emerson, 25, says she would have minded acting as unpaid tech support for her relatives, but their...
Autistic person fine with haunted house, terrified by Big Tesco
An autistic person who has no issue living in an abode with a malevolent spirit reportedly quails at the thought of entering the Big Tesco. Jay Chester, 45, who is unbothered by nightly disturbances, objects flying around their room and horrifying threats being daubed on...
Traitor! Only friend autistic person knows at party needs the toilet
The only friend an autistic person has at a party they are both attending is about to cruelly leave them to fend for themselves, according to eyewitnesses. Kit McGodden, 31, only came to the party on the promise that Brenda Hernández, also 31, wouldn’t let...
Accommodating! Neurodivergent event offers neurotypical safe space
Organisers of a neurodiversity convention have been praised for offering a space for neurotypicals to retreat to when it all gets a bit too much, sources have reported. The annual event hosts a range of workshops, activities, and performances designed for neurodivergent audiences. This year,...
Mouth noises to pervade every agonising moment of group mealtime
The group dinner plan you were looking forward to is going to be dominated by mouth sounds of people you thought you could trust, it has been rumoured. You reportedly had no reason to believe this dinner wouldn’t be perfectly pleasant, but because you’re in...
Misaligned bathroom tile prompts letter of complaint to God, Santa, or anyone who will listen
An autistic person using a new bathroom for the first time has had to delay their urgent bodily functions due to spotting something truly horrific on the walls, it has been reported. While everyone else who has used the bathroom has either not noticed, or...
The dream! Autistic person opens second-hand bookshop where no one is allowed to buy books or come in
One autistic individual is reported to be living the dream, having opened a bookshop and then displayed a large sign in the window reading NO CUSTOMERS. Alix Gardner, 42, has embraced their inner Bernard Black by creating a uniquely hostile retail experience, whereby any potential...
AuDHD man advised to try Pomodoro Technique falls down seven-hour rabbit hole on history of tomato
An AuDHD man told to try the Pomodoro Technique as a way to overcome distractions and procrastination has reportedly fallen down a multi-hour rabbit hole on the history of the tomato. Anand Trivedi, 33, was originally supposed to be working on some data analysis for...