Autistic woman who just overshared to keep talking until she makes it better
An autistic woman who just grossly misjudged what was and wasn’t appropriate to share with you plans to keep babbling on until the situation magically fixes itself, it has been announced. Beth Hapworth, 31, reportedly isn’t sure what she’s hoping to achieve by continuing to...
Acquaintance who laughed at autistic woman’s joke has no idea they’ve earned permanent place in her heart
A person who just let out a sincere belly laugh at an autistic woman’s joke is reportedly unaware that they will now be forever held in alarmingly high esteem. Brenda Hernández, 32, who is used to reactions to her jokes ranging from polite bafflement to...
Stopit. Autistic man desperately trying to make “Friends of Thomas” happen
An autistic man who recently received his diagnosis has reportedly been trying to make the term “Friends of Thomas” catch on, despite nobody joining in. According to loved ones, Dexter Livingstone, 40, has spent his entire life trying to make all sorts of things into...
Urgh! Magic the only way autistic woman will acknowledge her own goddamn feelings
This article is an It’s a Superpower?? special, set in the world of our audio sitcom! To find out more, see the bottom of the piece. An autistic woman is reportedly so in denial about having basic human emotions that the only way she will...
Not Robbie! Neurotypicals shocked by autism diagnosis of celebrity who did entire documentary from bed
Allistic society is reportedly surprised by the autism diagnosis of a man who conducted an entire four-hour docuseries from his under his duvet because “I’m a hermit. If I’m not on stage, I’m in bed”. Robbie Williams, 52, who already has a public ADHD diagnosis...
Relaxing? Autistic person’s fantasy world scuppered by obsession with fantasy fairness
An autistic person’s carefully constructed imaginary escape from reality has been ruined by their carefully constructed imaginary set of rules, it has been rumoured. Luca Mignon, 35, who has reportedly spent years lovingly building what’s known as a paracosm, an elaborate inner world where everything...
“Easily manipulated” autistic man warns everyone he’s easily manipulated so they know not to manipulate him
This article is an It’s a Superpower?? special, set in the world of our audio sitcom! To find out more, see the bottom of the piece. An autistic man prone to trusting the wrong people has ensured that everyone is aware of his naïveté so...
“It’s reverse ableism” insists reverse not a bellend
Your reasonable-adjustment request is “reverse ableism”, according to a reverse not a cunt. Colleague Graeme Hart, 46, who has reverse excellent opinions about everything from politics to which number the office thermostat should be set to, somehow believes he is a victim of reverse discrimination,...
Crime! Autism Aunt unsure which emergency service to call after autistics make their own sitcom
This article is an It’s a Superpower?? special, set in the world of our upcoming audio sitcom! To find out more, see the bottom of the piece. An allistic woman with a tragically autistic nephew has reportedly been left “angry, scared and without assistance from...
“Confusing” sitcom premiere dress code sees autistic audience wearing literal red carpets
An audience comprised predominantly of autistic people have been left “unsure of what the fuck to wear” to the virtual world premiere of a new audio sitcom, it has been announced. The invitation to the live launch of The Daily Tism’s new show by and...