Jackpot! AuDHD woman thinks she’s found natural gap to interject in conversation
An AuDHD woman believes she has finally found the right opening to join a group conversation, according to sources. Sarah Harrow, 24, has been awkwardly skirting the fringes of a lively group chatting at a party, but has just lined up a pithy reply to...
Shit! ADHD winning on the day you really needed the autism to dominate
Your ADHD has, unfortunately, come to the fore on the exact day you needed your autism front and centre, it has been rumoured. Your autism, your age, would have been really useful for all these bank forms you needed to fill, and you were really...
Crisis! No one around for squeezy hug
An autistic woman has been left in a state of emergency after no one was around to hug her until her eyes popped out of her head, according to sources. Merve Öztürk, 34, reportedly experienced a wave of overwhelm while trying to defrost her freezer,...
Fidget toys not helping, says autistic woman who never uses them
An autistic woman has reportedly been left disappointed by the fidget toys she hasn’t touched since buying them. Talia Cohen, 34, says she derived great relief from the numerous Tangles, fidget spinners and acupressure rings she splurged on after her diagnosis, but was frustrated to...
Autistic woman fails to nail mind-reading portion of job interview
An autistic woman at a job interview has failed to guess what her prospective employers are secretly looking for, according to the panel. Krista Shure, 27, says she thoroughly researched the paper company she was interviewing for, and took pains to practice answering questions without...
Autistic woman’s PMDD making some good points, actually
An autistic woman’s PMDD-fuelled inner monologue is actually making some really salient points this month, according to sources. Chi-Young Lee, 26, usually knows to tune out the raging, emotionally volatile voice in her head that surfaces during her luteal phase, but this time around she...
Autistic woman threatened with “the help she needs”
A newly diagnosed autistic woman has been subjected to vile threats of “help” and “support” from other people, according to sources. Miya Wilkes, 23, has reportedly been met with intimidating warnings like “You’ll finally get the help you need!” after telling others about her recent...
Tabletop role-playing game more accommodating than every job you’ve ever had
A tabletop role-playing game lovingly hosted by a nerd you met on the Internet is reportedly more accommodating of your needs than any Disability Confident employer you’ve ever had. Yuichi Suzuki, 34, began your group game of Swords ‘n’ Sages with an in-depth explanation of...
Other shoe taking suspiciously long time to drop
An autistic woman reportedly really enjoying life at the moment is nonetheless growing increasingly suspicious that nothing glaringly bad has happened in a while. Liz McHodge, 68, says she “cannot complain” about the current state of her life, but having nothing to complain about is...
Autistic woman plans, fatigue laughs
An autistic woman with a busy week ahead of her has forgotten that her fatigue will always win in the end, sources have said. Megan Aldrich, 37, is “absolutely certain” she isn’t asking too much of herself this week – the thought of bouncing between...
