An autistic woman who just grossly misjudged what was and wasn’t appropriate to share with you plans to keep babbling on until the situation magically fixes itself, it has been announced.

Beth Hapworth, 31, reportedly isn’t sure what she’s hoping to achieve by continuing to speak after having dropped a conversation-annihilating social nuke, but according to sources, she’s damned if that’s going to stop her. 

Hapworth over-explained: “Ohhhh we’re not at the ‘Sex and the City girls drink cocktails and chat cock’ level of friendship. So I’m guessing what I thought was a really funny quip about my muscly vagina was actually a pretty disturbing visual.”

“It’s not, like, Arnie,” Hapworth over-clarified. “It’s just, like, a normal amount of muscly. I haven’t broken any dicks.”

“Annnnd that was another overshare. Hey maybe if I change the subject to something benign and then waffle on incoherently on the verge of tears for the next two or three hours, you might forget all the insane things I just said.”

Hapworth could be reached for lengthy follow-up comment, but our reporter noped out.

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