An AuDHD person caught in a Saw trap is really testing their captor’s patience, it has been reported.

The Jigsaw Killer decided to take 39-year-old Kit McGodden captive in response to what he perceived to be their total apathy towards life, but he is beginning to discover that they just can’t fixate on anything long enough to see it through, which he complains is really beginning to undermine his whole “gory death trap” schtick.

Jigsaw said: “Usually people are panicking, sweating and crying as a result of all the torture I’m putting them through. To be fair, Kit did seem scared in the beginning, but the reality of the trap around their neck was quickly forgotten after they found a half-full sleeve of stale Pringles in my cupboard.”

“I suppose strapping a giant ticking timer to someone is ultimately an exercise in futility if that someone has no concept of time.”

“You know you have 60 seconds to live, right?” sighed the Killer.

“Mm, yeah, I’ll deal with it in a minute!” mumbled McGodden. “Ah, shit, my hand’s stuck in the Pringles tube.”

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