An autistic woman scared her dentist almost as much as he scares her, after she levitated toward the ceiling during a routine check-up, it has been reported.
According to witnesses, the corporeal form of Paige Thomas, 27, did appear to be present in the dentist’s chair while Onye Egbuchunam, 45, prodded inside her mouth with fifteen horrid little instruments. At the same time, an ethereal vapour was drifting up and out of the room, calling in a haunting melody, “You’re on your own, bitch.”
Opinion is divided as to whether Thomas took the concept of an out-of-body experience literally, resulting in a wraith-like manifestation of her dissociative state, or whether the dental surgery is quite simply haunted as fuck.
“There’s no proof that it was me,” said Thomas. “Maybe teeth have ghosts, and the spirit of every tooth that was brutally wrenched out ends up lingering around the place, doomed to haunt the site of its tragic demise… All right, it probably was me.”
Egbuchunam commented, “Jesus fucking Christ.”
Like what you’re reading? Make us your new special interest! Help us grow The Daily Tism by sharing our articles, following us on Instagram, Bluesky, Threads and Facebook, shouting us a coffee on Ko-Fi or joining our bonus-content-packed Club for Terrible Autistics by subscribing to our Patreon. We also now have merch! Check out your favourite headlines in comfy wearable form over on Teemill.
You can also watch episodes one and two of our sketch show, The Daily Tism News, in collaboration with Turtle Canyon Comedy, or listen to episode three in audio form – and tune into our podcast, Autistic Women Oversharing to find out WAY too much about our writers.
