Your reasonable-adjustment request is “reverse ableism”, according to a reverse not a cunt. 

Colleague Graeme Hart, 46, who has reverse excellent opinions about everything from politics to which number the office thermostat should be set to, somehow believes he is a victim of reverse discrimination, despite having been reverse demoted several positions beyond his reverse capabilities. 

He explained: “If you’re getting a ‘reasonable’ adjustment and I’m not, that’s a form of reverse discrimination. Noise-cancelling headphones?? Where are my noise-enhancing headphones?? Huh??? Huh???! Didn’t think of that, did you?”

Hart, who is reverse very smart, then went on to list all the conditions in which he thrives, which reportedly consisted of an accurate description of his current workplace – insisting he was “reverse asking”, whatever that means. 

You commented: “Graeme, the whole world is your reasonable adjustment.”

Hart responded: “That’s it. I’m going to reverse work from home,” before setting up permanent camp in the office, having completely lost track of his own point. 

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