An autistic woman desperately wants to call you out but has forgotten the evidence she was going to use to absolutely school your ass, it has been reported.

Mandeep Kaur, 22, reportedly wants to challenge your assertion that violent video games directly cause aggression, but she has decided to hold back just in case you ask her for the receipts.

Kaur said: “I really need you to know you’re wrong, because I can’t live in a world where people are walking around with false beliefs like that. I’ve forgotten the exact effect size from that one meta-analysis, even though I had a dream where I gave a talk on this specific thing and everyone clapped.”

“I can’t challenge you without proper citations – not only does it weaken my argument, but it’s plagiarism, and would give you equal grounds to call me out.”

“How do I know that? Er, I just do. Shit, how do I cite myself in APA 7th?”

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