An autistic woman is pretty sure she’s somehow to blame for this thing that seemingly has nothing to do with her, it has been rumoured. 

Krista Shure, 28, was heard by sources apologising for the someone else bumping into her, the weather turning and basically every bad thing that’s ever happened to anyone.

She said: “I’m so sorry it’s raining. I did say I was sick of the heat, which is definitely what caused it.”

“I’m not saying I’m personally responsible for the US Supreme Court dismantling the fabric of democracy – but I haven’t been posting about it enough.”

Shure was last seen apologising to Margot Robbie for her recent Oscars snub, which Shure felt she “could have done more to prevent”.

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