An autistic woman who totally watches Love Island, honest, has attempted to join in the morning chat in the office, it has been rumoured. 

Beth Hapworth, 29, who works as an in-house accountant for an office supplies company, is said to “absolutely love all the misogyny, gaslighting and arseless bikinis.”

“I really enjoy the show,” said Hapworth, convincingly. “Especially when people get mugged off, whatever that means.”

“I was especially vexed when they kicked off whatsherface… the blonde one,” she continued. “She deserved better. Probably.”

Hapworth was last seen at her desk, frantically Googling “what the fuck is ‘on job’????”

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