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    Elsa Williams

    Elsa Williams is a comedy writer from the North West. She’s written for Newsjack and The Independent, and was shortlisted for Sid Gentle’s Thousand Films Screenwriting Competition. She once got visibly excited for a pasta pot on the way to somebody's funeral.
    News, Travel

    Autistic woman broken by city break 

    An autistic woman who holidayed in Paris last week is desperately trying to recuperate, it has been revealed. Sarah Harrow, 31, from Oldham, took seven days off work to go for a holiday – and now immensely regrets the decision. “I wish I’d just stayed...
    Elsa Williams, 8 months ago 1 min read  
    News

    Autistic woman ordering cheese pizza at Italian restaurant clarifies she isn’t xenophobic  

    A woman who visited an Italian pizzeria felt the urge to stand up and clarify that she isn’t harbouring xenophobic beliefs, eyewitnesses have reported. Freya Emerson, 25, politely ordered a 10” pizza with tomato sauce and cheese at Zizzi in Castlefield — but was anxious...
    Elsa Williams, 8 months ago 1 min read  
    News

    Good one! This autistic woman still thinks she’s being asked out for a joke 

    Despite having left primary school nearly two decades ago, an autistic woman still believes prospective partners are only pretending to be interested in her romantically. Paige Thomas, 28, from Winsford, suspects every potential date must be really dedicating themselves to the bit by establishing intense...
    Elsa Williams, 8 months ago 1 min read  
    News

    This woman soothes herself to sleep by looking up unsolved murders 

    An autistic woman has discovered a new remedy for her chronic insomnia – by looking up unsolved murder cases, it has been reported. Alma Montague, 24, from Chester, said: “I tried lavender oil, milky drinks and meditation. None of it worked. But there, in the...
    Elsa Williams, 8 months ago 1 min read  
    Health, News

    “Is it my period?” wonders woman who is clinically insane regardless 

    A woman considered generally unstable at the best of times is wondering whether her period might be to blame, according to reports. Ellie Mulligan, 31, from Prestwich, insists her mood fluctuations are related to a specific phase of her menstrual cycle – despite being objectively...
    Elsa Williams, 8 months ago 1 min read  
    Family, News

    “I grieve the loss of my autistic child” says mother of boy stolen by giant squid 

    A mother is grieving the loss of her son — not because he was dragged to the depths of the ocean by a rare sea creature, but because he had autism. Noah Michaels, 12, was snatched on a boat trip during a family holiday last...
    Elsa Williams, 8 months ago 1 min read  
    News

    Pasta dish murdered by sauce and cheese being mixed in 

    A perfectly good meal of pasta, bolognese sauce and cheese has been brutally killed by arriving needlessly mixed together, sources have revealed. When your pasta was brought the table, you were dismayed to find all the elements were mixed in – rather than resting prettily...
    Elsa Williams, 8 months ago 1 min read  
    News

    Woman who wrote “people person” on CV heads to self-service checkout 

    An autistic woman who regularly describes herself as a “people person” in online job applications also avoids cashier checkouts like the plague, according to reports. Emma Bernard, 29, from Newport, also referred to herself as “outgoing” and “extremely extroverted” – despite struggling to approach a...
    Elsa Williams, 8 months ago 1 min read  
    News

    State funeral begins for autistic woman’s favourite bowl 

    An autistic woman has requested a period of national mourning after the passing of her favourite bowl, sources confirm. Paige Thomas, 28, from Bradford, described herself as “shattered” by the loss – though admittedly not as shattered as the ceramic bowl, which lay in pieces...
    Elsa Williams, 8 months ago 1 min read  
    News

    Autistic guest ruins wedding video by having face like smacked arse 

    An autistic woman has ruined every frame of a couple’s wedding video by looking utterly despondent, it has been revealed. Paige Thomas, 29, from Barnsley, was invited to attend the ceremony of an old schoolfriend in her hometown last Saturday – which turned out to...
    Elsa Williams, 8 months ago 1 min read  
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