Honestly! Autistic woman REALLY glad she went
An autistic woman reluctantly dragged to a bar by a group of friends has insisted she had a really good time, sources have revealed. Emma Bernard, 27, from Netherton, described haunting waves of loneliness washing over her as the night progressed – which she could...
Woman tackles mental health stigma by going on about issues
An autistic woman is bravely tackling mental health stigma by constantly oversharing at work, according to reports. Emma Bernard, 29, from Wallasey, has inspired colleagues by bringing her complex history of mental illnesses to the weekly Zoom team meeting. “It’s time to break the silence,”...
Inspiring! This autistic woman says fuck the planet
An autistic woman is challenging autism stereotypes by refusing to give a shit about the environment, according to reports. Ellie Mulligan, 24, from Chorlton, stated she grew weary of hearing “What, like Greta?” every time she revealed her diagnosis to friends and family. Since then,...
Autism diagnostic services post women “sorry we missed you” slips
Autism diagnostic teams around the country have begun to post “sorry we missed you” cards through the letterboxes of late-diagnosed autistic women, reports say. According to sources, the card reads: “We’re sorry we couldn’t deliver your autism diagnosis to you in childhood. Unlike Michael, who...
“I’m actually pretty chill” says autistic woman poised like praying mantis
An autistic woman who likes to think of herself as “quite zen” regularly sits like a praying mantis, according to sources. Beth Hapworth, 26, from Crosby, is reportedly incapable of putting her feet on the floor or her arms by her sides at any given...
Most dramatic fortnight of women’s life coincides with therapist’s annual leave
An autistic woman has been left “shocked and upset” that her Extremely Difficult Time has conflicted with her therapist’s yearly holiday to Greece, it has been rumoured. Despite having answered “fine” when she was asked about her how her week had been in her most...
Autistic woman broken by city break
An autistic woman who holidayed in Paris last week is desperately trying to recuperate, it has been revealed. Sarah Harrow, 31, from Oldham, took seven days off work to go for a holiday – and now immensely regrets the decision. “I wish I’d just stayed...
Autistic woman ordering cheese pizza at Italian restaurant clarifies she isn’t xenophobic
A woman who visited an Italian pizzeria felt the urge to stand up and clarify that she isn’t harbouring xenophobic beliefs, eyewitnesses have reported. Freya Emerson, 25, politely ordered a 10” pizza with tomato sauce and cheese at Zizzi in Castlefield — but was anxious...
Good one! This autistic woman still thinks she’s being asked out for a joke
Despite having left primary school nearly two decades ago, an autistic woman still believes prospective partners are only pretending to be interested in her romantically. Paige Thomas, 28, from Winsford, suspects every potential date must be really dedicating themselves to the bit by establishing intense...
This woman soothes herself to sleep by looking up unsolved murders
An autistic woman has discovered a new remedy for her chronic insomnia – by looking up unsolved murder cases, it has been reported. Alma Montague, 24, from Chester, said: “I tried lavender oil, milky drinks and meditation. None of it worked. But there, in the...
