Helpful mum LOVES commenting on daughter’s eating habits
A mother’s favourite pastime is commenting on her adult autistic daughter’s eating habits “out of concern for her wellbeing,” reports have indicated. Liz Thomas, 54, from Huyton – who was recently heard describing 0% fat soya yogurt as “moreish” – is horrified that her daughter,...
Mentally healthy woman just really into handwashing
An autistic woman has discovered a harmless new talent for repeatedly washing her hands, according to reports. Sarah Harrow, 24, from Runcorn, scrubs her hands with carbolic soap multiple times an hour – which her family says simply shows a commendable dedication to her craft....
Prodigy! Undiagnosed autistic woman really good at eating disorder
An undiagnosed autistic woman has discovered she’s absolutely amazing at having an eating disorder. Paige Thomas, 19, from Elton, has an innate talent for using food to regulate uncomfortable emotions – as opposed to actually feeling them. “It’s absolutely foolproof,” Thomas told us proudly. “To...
Man! This autistic woman doesn’t feel like a woman
A song by Canadian pop artist Shania Twain has uprooted an autistic woman’s issues with gender identity, reports have confirmed. The throwback track – which was playing in a bar during a outing with friends she didn’t want to go out with in the first...
Am I weird? Autistic woman only asks people weirder than her
An autistic woman who constantly agonises over how strange she appears to others has finally found a solution, reports have confirmed. Krista Shure, 27, from Widnes, regularly seeks reassurance that her interests and behaviours aren’t actually that weird – yet only ever asks people who...
Boss who accommodates autism also suggests dropping it off at nursery
Worried about bringing your autism to the office? A local employer has come up with a genius solution, reports confirm. Paige Thomas, 29, from Ormskirk, had initially feared her adult autism diagnosis wouldn’t be welcome at her place of work. Fortunately, though, her new line...
Autistic woman who tries harder than everybody still the worstest
Despite putting in more effort than everybody on the planet combined, an autistic woman is still constantly ballsing up when it comes to socialising, it has been reported. Paige Thomas, 26, spends hours a day faking conversations with herself before her work shifts – yet...
Autism diagnosis still waiting for woman
An autism diagnosis is anxiously awaiting for her woman to turn up for an ASD assessment. Autism, 36 – who has been hanging about an NHS assessment centre for as many years – still holds out hope that Sarah Harrow, 36, might have a mid-life...
Autistic woman who thinks she’s boss’s new best friend actually being micromanaged
An autistic woman being excessively supervised at work has understood the situation somewhat differently, it has been reported. Paige Thomas, 25, from Wigan, was thrilled when her boss started scheduling regular “catch-ups”, interpreting it as a sign they were “really hitting it off as mates.”...
Autistic woman cosplays as woman
An autistic woman has dedicated herself to cosplaying as an ordinary woman in her everyday life, it has been revealed. Emma Bernard, 28, from Huyton, first began dressing up as Emma Bernard (Normal Version) in her early teens – after people routinely rejected her for...
