An autistic woman’s boyfriend is chewing very, very loudly, sources have confirmed.

Beth Hapworth, 29, has been shooting murderous glares at her boyfriend of two years, Gavin Monks, 28, ever since he opened that bag of tortilla chips. 

She said: “If I took a pillow to his face, I’m pretty sure it would count as self-defence.”

“Hahaha I THINK I’ll just turn the volume up, so I can hear the movie,” she continued – but Monks, despite being neurotypical, did not take the hint. 

Monks commented: “Crunch. Crrrrrunch. CRRRRRRUNCH.”


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