A neurotypical woman has reportedly terrified guests with her collection of eerie wall quotes. 

Deborah Whitehead, 57, from Cheshire, has chosen to furnish her home with obnoxiously positive wall prints, even in the bathroom – in case you were ever thinking about going in there for a cry. 

“Keep calm and carry on! I really think people need to remember that,” Whitehead told us. “Paul, what the fuck is my casserole dish doing out?” 

Whitehead’s most beloved phrases include “live, laugh, love,” “be kind,” and “do what your soul wants” – which she keeps in mind when screaming at minimum-wage service staff. 

Whitehead was last seen putting up a “happy place” sign before furiously emptying the dishwasher.


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