An autistic man has issued a statement calling on the public not to kink shame him over his unusual choice of masturbatory material.
Onanist, Cameron Brereton, 28, explained that he has eschewed mainstream pornography in favour of the 2018 horror movie, A Quiet Place.
Brereton’s statement read: “That’s a horror movie?”
The statement continued: “So… quiet… fnnnnnnnuuuuuhhhh….” before mysteriously ending.
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