AuDHD woman set to finally win life with next bout of overcompensation
An AuDHD woman is reportedly finally going to solve all her problems with one more “boom” phase of her lifelong boom-and-bust cycle. Navya Randhawa, 38, has had “learn to slow down” on her to do list for the past 15 years, and says she will...
“Teens today only want to talk to their AI anime girlfriends” worries autistic woman with small shrine to anime man
A middle-aged autistic woman who expressed concern at the younger generation getting into addictive, expensive parasocial relationships with LLM generated anime chatbots is a hypocrite, sources have revealed. Beth Hapworth, 46, frequently voices her worries while sitting in front of a shelving unit covered in...
Autistic birthday girl allows relatives to choose from pre-agreed list of surprises
An autistic birthday girl has drawn up a list of approved surprises for her family to prevent any actual surprises, it has been rumoured. Krista Shure, who is about to turn 12, says she has enough to deal with without the prospect of her family...
Autistic woman’s love of special interest inversely proportional with coolness of subject matter
An autistic woman is lamenting the fact that she only really gets obsessed with special interests which make her seem desperately uncool or deeply weird, it has been revealed. Mary Walker, 29, made the realisation midway through a conversation at work, where she had been...
Autistic stuntman eats two foods at once
An autistic stuntman has dazzled onlookers with his latest daredevil act: eating two foods at the same time. Robert Noot, 24, a professional stuntman who performs under the name Ootvel Knootvel, displayed this feat to a packed crowd of 1,200 autistic guests and confused neurotypical...
Heatwave has autistic woman determined not to go to Hell
The latest UK heatwave has reportedly caused one autistic woman to embrace a life of piety to prevent having to spend her afterlife anywhere hotter. Chi-Young Lee, 29, was happy being a sinner until the apocalyptic English weather tested her thermoregulation issues to the point...
Autistic woman asked to “jump on a quick call” suggests you jump off a quick cliff
An autistic woman’s day working from home was reportedly ruined by your request that she join a video call at short notice, you absolute psychopath. Talia Cohen, 40, was in full goblin mode when you interrupted her mid-task to demand that she run through her...
People who can regulate their temperature having bloody brilliant time right now
People who don’t wither as soon as the mercury rises above 20 degrees Celsius are having an absolute blast, it has been rumoured. The freaks, who think nothing of standing at a flaming barbecue while Ragnarok kicks off around them, are reportedly keen to outdo...
LGBTQ+ Pride event also accidentally Neurodiversity Pride event by default
A community LGBTQ+ Pride event this week has been revealed to also be a celebration of and by neurodivergent people, entirely by accident, when they discovered nearly all of the LGBTQ+ people there were autistic as hell. Eyewitnesses claimed that questions were raised during the...
Eeeeeeew! Unexpected house guest finds out how autistic man really lives
A guest who decided to “just drop by” unannounced has reportedly discovered that an autistic man lives in a house made of garbage inside a larger house made of house. Dexter Livingstone, 29, who was expecting an Amazon parcel, made the error of opening his...