Advertorial: Autistic woman misdiagnosed with every mental illness under the sun finally correctly diagnosed as hilarious
A late-diagnosed autistic woman who spent an eventful few decades in mental-health services has been identified at last as a comedy writer, readers of her debut book, All My Worldly Joy, have discovered. The Daily Tism writer, Laura Richmond, 38, had never considered the possibility...
Autistic woman shocked to discover that house of horrors is actually a wellness spa
An autistic horror fan is reported to be astonished by the news that the immersive theatre horror experience she had signed up for was, supposedly, a “nourishing wellness retreat.” The mix-up began when Niamh Callaghan, 32, was invited by her sister-in-law, Kelsey Dacey, 34, to...
AuDHD man will never see beloved possessions again after “tidying up”
An AuDHD man has reportedly resigned himself to no longer ever seeing many of his most treasured belongings, or even remembering that they still exist, after moving them slightly out of his direct line of vision on the advice of his neurotypical friends. Gavin Monks,...
Too mean? Autistic woman’s festive family gathering bingo cards not as well received as she had hoped
An autistic woman has been left confused and dismayed that her family aren’t speaking to her after she created a whole game out of mocking them, sources have revealed. Sarah Harrow, 35, designed the bingo cards as a fun and wholesome Christmas activity for the...
Period surprises autistic woman for 167th time in a row
The world’s most regular period has maliciously snuck up on an autistic woman with absolutely no warning for the 167th month in a row, sources have claimed. Sabeen Bhatt, 26, has been feeling bloated, cranky and inexplicably miserable over the course of the last week,...
Study finds touch “tolerable” under highly specific conditions
Being touched can, in very specific circumstances and with sufficient levels of mitigating factors, be a bearable activity between consenting adults, a groundbreaking new study has revealed. The team of autistic researchers at the Institute for Tolerable Contact conducting the study, reportedly undertook various experiments...
Autistic woman only good at body language when she’s talking to cats
An autistic woman whose resting body language says “any second I will snap and rain down fire and brimstone upon you” reportedly has no such issues when it comes to unspoken communication with cats. Alma Montague, 34, who routinely keeps her arms folded tightly over...
Uncanny! Autistic woman at every café somehow always seated under speaker
An autistic woman has reported a perplexing phenomenon whereby, regardless of venue or cuisine, upon entering a café and waiting to be seated she will always be led to the table closest to amplified sound. Paige Thomas, 28, reportedly initially put this down to coincidence,...
NHS autism service so brightly lit that Blackpool have asked for their Illuminations back
Blackpool residents have called for an NHS autism assessment service to return the Illuminations to their rightful position at the seaside, after the service’s aggressive overhead lighting was mistaken for the luminous tourist attraction, sources have revealed. The Illuminations are five miles long and use...
Exclusive! AuDHD woman has no idea what that alarm was meant to be for
An AuDHD woman whose phone alarm just went off has zero memory of what it was supposed to be reminding her to do, it has been confirmed. Pippa Durham, 46, was reportedly interrupted from her important task of staring into space by the inexplicably specific...
