An autistic woman in a slasher movie has become the final girl by default thanks to her aversion to picking up phone calls.

Lottie Fitzgerald, 21, was reportedly the intended victim of anonymous murderer, Ghostface, but despite numerous attempts, she could not be contacted. 

Ghostface said: “I rang her numerous times over several weeks. I tried texting her to schedule a convenient time. I even left a voicemail.”

Fitzgerald responded: “I’m not listening to that. I’d rather get stabbed.”

Ghostface commented: “I’m trying, but you’ve blocked my fucking number.”

Fitzgerald could not be reached for further comment, as our reporter attempted to get her by phone.

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