Autistic woman tells right joke to the wrong audience
An autistic woman who told an off-colour joke at a family dinner has belatedly realised her relatives were entirely the wrong crowd, it has been reported. Mandeep Kaur, 29, reportedly made a quip about her own singledom, saying: “At this point, I don’t care whether...
Asian AuDHDer doomed to forget masala chai on stove
An AuDHD woman has still not learned her lesson about getting distracted and letting her masala chai explode all over the cooker, according to her ancestors. Sabeen Bhatt, 38, has been making her own chai ever since her grandmother got weirdly gatekeepy about the recipe...
I thought I was neurotypical. It turns out I just really like shopping at Uniqlo.
Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is Sarah, and this whole time I thought I was neurotypical, it turns out I just really like that nice linen-blend neutral shit they do at Uniqlo. Every time I used to walk through the doors of the...
AuDHD woman reassures bank that nobody is committing fraud, it’s just her again
An AuDHD woman has had to reassure her bank for the millionth time that the suspicious activity on her account is just her behaving normally, sources have claimed. Emma Bernard, 23, reportedly moves large sums of money between her current and savings accounts every time...
Autistic man’s turtleneck ribbed for his displeasure
An autistic man who put on a ribbed turtleneck this morning is straight up not having a good time, according to him. 31-year-old Cameron Brereton’s latest purchase, a corrugated, stretchy top with a sophisticated high neck, was intended to protect him from the shame of...
Unbelievable! This woman disclosed her autism and didn’t instantly regret it
A woman who disclosed her diagnosis of autism at work was reportedly shocked when her colleagues weren’t even a little bit weird about it. Paige Thomas, 37, decided to tell colleague Navya Randhawa, 29, about her autism while the two were out at a work...
Autistic woman wants to call you out but forgot her sources
An autistic woman desperately wants to call you out but has forgotten the evidence she was going to use to absolutely school your ass, it has been reported. Mandeep Kaur, 22, reportedly wants to challenge your assertion that violent video games directly cause aggression, but...
Family “ready to forgive you” for meltdown
Your family is reportedly prepared to forgive you after you had a meltdown that greatly inconvenienced them. An official statement from your father on the family group chat ended with “Have you calmed down yet?”, which signifies that he is ready to hear you beg...
Glammed-up autistic woman to revert to usual scruffiness any minute now
An autistic woman who dressed up for a glamorous work event is ready to revert to her usual unkempt appearance any minute now, it has been revealed. PR manager Chi-Young Lee, 34, has had her hair and makeup done professionally to attend an industry awards...
Autistic person hard on themselves just in case someone else forgets to be
An autistic person is making sure to be relentlessly self-critical just in case the world ever decides to take the pressure off of them, sources have claimed. Kit McGodden, 25, is reportedly not content to allow the world to be ableist on its own, and...