A woman who bravely met an autistic woman for a drink realised there was much more to her than her autism when she noticed something else first: an absolutely impeccable rack.
When Beth Hapworth, 28, first noticed her date Emma Bernard, 33, across the bar, all prior trepidations around her neurotype mysteriously evaporated.
“I’d heard that autistic girls camouflage themselves, so I was worried I wouldn’t even notice her boobs. But there they were,” Hapworth said.
‘We had this instant connection,” she continued. “I swear her nipples were looking right at me. Her actual eyes weren’t, so that was confusing? Hot, though.”
Hapworth then started saying something our reporter didn’t catch, before tailing off – whilst still gazing at the ethereal Bernard. Beth? “Sorry, what did you say?”
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