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    Health, News, Science

    Dentists weigh in: “You’re autistic because you don’t floss” 

    Sarah Amero, 23 hours ago 2 min read  

    Dentists have spoken out against the myth that vaccines cause autism, instead claiming that a lack of flossing is to blame. Eli Port, 43, made the connection when they realised that none of their autistic patients were regular flossers – and swiftly published a paper…

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    Autistic woman who’s never tried drinking water really grateful for your input 

    An autistic woman is really grateful for your unsolicited advice and cannot wait to solve all her problems by just drinking some water, sources have revealed. Sarah Harrow, 39, has never tried to hydrate her autism away, but you, being the angel that you are,...
    Sarah Amero, 2 days ago 2 min read  
    Health, News

    Autism assessment mostly based on vibes, admits therapist 

    Your autism assessor diagnosed you the second you walked into her office, tearfully fidgeting with your neon pink hair, it has been rumoured.  Clinical psychologist Tricia Squire, 45, has admitted that she took one look at your whole deal and was like “well, let’s go...
    Sara Gibbs, 3 days ago 1 min read  
    Health, News

    Romanticist? This autistic woman just applied for PIP 

    An autistic woman who applied for a long-term disability benefit is trying not to think about the fact the very idea is just a stab in the dark, reports have confirmed. Miya Wilkes, 33, from Walton, fantasises about having her lifelong struggles affirmed by a...
    Elsa Williams, 4 days ago 2 min read  
    News

    AuDHD woman simultaneously unstoppable force and immovable object 

    An AuDHD woman would make a groundbreaking contribution to the world if she were able to do anything at all, it has been reported. Sabeen Bhatt, 30, has mentally computed the answer to a previously unsolved physics problem, but, after 40 minutes of being stuck...
    Sarah Amero, 5 days ago 2 min read  
    News

    Autistic man wants you to know how sorry he is for the “man” part  

    An autistic man wishes to make it very clear to you that he is very, very, sorry that he’s a man, and for men in general, according to a statement released today. The statement, issued by Robert Noot, 46, after his friend Paige Thomas, 39,...
    Andrew Hickey, 6 days ago 2 min read  
    Celebrities, News

    Cat records chart-topping album of autistic owner’s little songs 

    A cat has become one of the world’s best-selling musical artists overnight, after secretly recording his owner while she sang about him. Marmaduke, six, is reported to have been the subject of near constant vocal stimming by Ellie Mulligan, 32. In response, Marmaduke concealed a...
    Laura Richmond, 7 days ago 1 min read  
    News

    Autistic woman wins prize for recycling better than anyone ever 

    An autistic woman has won a special prize for being fastidious when sorting out the recycling, sources have revealed.  Freya Emerson, 33, was awarded the East Moorwood Borough Council Prize for Excellence in Recycling and Careful Removal of Sellotape. She received a £10 book token...
    Laura Richmond, 1 week ago 1 min read  
    Health, Lifestyle, News

    Autistic woman suspects baby didn’t actually write in her birthday card 

    An autistic woman has begun to question whether her eight-month-old nephew actually wrote a message in her birthday card, it has been reported. The message addressed to Karen Hoyland, 25, reads, “Happy birthday Aunty Karen! Lots of love from Finley”. Despite his father’s insistence, Hoyland...
    Sarah Amero, 1 week ago 2 min read  
    News

    Autistic woman’s spiky learning profile actually more of a stump 

    An autistic woman who claimed to have a “spiky learning profile” has clarified it’s technically more of a stump, according to reports. Emma Bernard, 29, from Bury, was labelled as “creatively gifted” during her schooling not due to her unique and original talent for the...
    Elsa Williams, 1 week ago 1 min read  
    News

    Autistic woman’s awkward phase enters 30th year  

    An autistic woman’s awkward phase has encompassed her entire life to date, it has been revealed.  30-year-old Beth Hapworth reportedly expected to grow out of her period of dodgy haircuts, embarrassing style experiments and responding to everything by saying “fab-a-roo”, but despite being an adult...
    Sara Gibbs, 2 weeks ago 1 min read  
    Celebrities, News

    Palatable! Autism show’s star-studded cast just about makes up for the autism 

    A new show about autism has revealed a twinkly all-star cast in the hope that it might make the autism go down a little easier, reports have confirmed. Auguspergers – which is due to be released on streaming services this month – follows the unseen...
    Elsa Williams, 2 weeks ago 2 min read  
    Health, News

    Expert! This autistic woman collects comorbidities  

    An autistic woman has reportedly wowed experts with her extensive collection of rare comorbid health conditions.  Paige Thomas, 37, began collecting co-morbidities in her early twenties and has since curated an incredible list of ailments, injuries and illnesses.  Thomas explained: “Like any connoisseur, I started...
    Sara Gibbs, 2 weeks ago 1 min read  
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