An autistic couple loudly moaning with pleasure in their bedroom are “having a great time playing with their train sets,” their housemates have said.
Paige Thomas, 26 and boyfriend Dexter Livingstone, 28, are frequently overheard from behind their closed door groaning, sighing and shouting “fuck yes, harder,” in an act described by ear-witnesses as “heartwarming”.
Housemate Liz McHodge said: “Sometimes they’re at it for hours. It’s that hyperfocus. Sometimes Paige gets so excited she’s like ‘faster’ – I bet she can’t wait for HS2.”
She continued: “It’s often accompanied by loud banging, so we think they’re simulating train crashes. Isn’t that the most adorable thing you’ve ever heard?”
“Having sex?” McHodge asked. “Don’t be ridiculous. Everyone knows people with autism don’t have genitals.”
Thomas and Livingstone issued a joint statement: “God, yes, right there, I think I’m gonna…”
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