The worm that infiltrated and feasted on RFK Jr’s brain has claimed that vaccines cause children to catch autism.
The Great and Powerful Worm, 15, which faked its own death over a decade ago, has since been secretly acquiring territory, and has reportedly now consolidated its power.
A spokesperson for the Great and Powerful Worm said: “Our beloved holy parasite has finally taken his throne. Now his glorious work can commence on eradicating vaccines and removing fluoride from the water.”
“The Great and Powerful one has a vision for the future,” the spokesperson continued. “One where non-autistic children run free and toothless, their gums flapping in the breeze, until they all die from preventable diseases.”
The Great and Powerful Worm commented: “Muahahahahahahahahaha!”
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