A cisgender autistic woman who is generally so law abiding she once performed a citizen’s arrest on herself for jaywalking will not acknowledge any evil transphobic legislation, it has been confirmed.

Miya Wilkes, 37, who counts several trans and non-binary people among her dearest friends, has announced that any law that discriminates against people she loves will be disregarded. 

Wilkes said: “Fuck your single-sex spaces and fuck your Supreme Court. If I see you calling the police on a trans person in a public restroom I will personally flush your phone down the bog whilst pretending it’s Wes Streeting’s head.”

Wilkes called upon others to follow her lead and physically intervene if they see a trans person under attack. 

“I am a feeble little thing who’s terrified of getting a parking ticket,” she added. “If I can do it, what’s your excuse?”


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