An autistic woman has been described as “mystified” and “perplexed” after another woman told her she’s sexually attracted to her, sources have indicated.
Emma Bernard, 29, from Acton Bridge, is reportedly baffled by the puzzling statement after Natasha Weaving, 32, uttered the phrase in a bar whilst asking for her phone number – and has turned to Reddit to consider all possible meanings.
“Naturally, this could allude to a great many possibilities,” Bernard explained. “She’s from Doncaster. Could it be a regional dialect thing? Like, a formal greeting?”
Sources local to Doncaster have confirmed that it isn’t.
“Or maybe she was simply trying to offer me a little fondant sponge cake. It’s really tricky to tell from something that vague.”
Weaving said: “It’s easy to see how Emma was confused. Especially as I was gently stroking her cheek at the time, whilst smiling and gazing directly into her eyes.”
That evening Bernard could be seen desperately searching Quora: “What does ‘I want to make you cum’ mean???”
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