An AuDHD family has reportedly been left bereft after their household money mysteriously ran away, like a wayward pet.
Parents of two, Dexter and Paige Livingstone, both 39, tried to take good care of their money and give it the best possible life in a lovely savings account, but despite their best efforts, it still disappeared without a trace.
Paige Livingstone said: “We did everything we could to keep the money happy. We signed up to free trials, we made shopping lists – we even got one of those fancy savings accounts with plenty of room for it to run around in.”
Dexter Livingstone agreed: “We had a good look round the supermarket as we definitely had it before we went in and bought a regular amount of milk, bread and bog roll.”
“We can only hope that wherever it has vanished to, it’s with someone who is able to really look after it.”
At the time of writing, the Livingstones’ money had not yet been located, but the last eyewitness sighting reported it being used by a billionaire to attack minorities.
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