An auDHD woman is basically a serial killer but for special interests, authorities have claimed.

Police discovered a vast graveyard of remnants of bygone special interests in the residence of Ffiona Maw, 40, with the accused allegedly having kept trophies from over 200 victims. 

PC Lloyd Didcot, 51, explained: “We were first alerted to the possibility of foul play by the neighbour reporting a unusual smell. When we searched the property, we found the remnants of a sourdough starter from March 2020.”

“That was, unfortunately, the tip of the iceberg,” continued PC Didcot. “Our forensic team then discovered what can only be described as a house of horrors. And that was just the Victorian dollhouse she never finished building.”

According to PC Didcot, evidence of 235 special interests were removed from the property. “It was so sad,” he added. “That unicycle never stood a chance.”

Maw is said to be under house arrest while awaiting trial, and has decided to pass the time by taking up knitting. 

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