An AuDHD woman whose phone alarm just went off has zero memory of what it was supposed to be reminding her to do, it has been confirmed. 

Pippa Durham, 46, was reportedly interrupted from her important task of staring into space by the inexplicably specific 11.57am alert telling her to ????.

Durham explained: “If I were to hazard a guess, it’s either that I’m supposed to do something or stop doing something.”

“I’m a smart person so I’m pretty sure I had a good reason for not setting a calendar alert with instructions,” Durham continued. “If only I knew what that was.”

“I can only conclude that I was visited by the Men In Black with their little flashy memory-wiping device,” Durham added. “I haven’t seen that movie in years, I should whack that on.”

Durham was later interrupted while half-watching Men In Black, while Googling what Will Smith is up to these days, by her 13.42 alarm to uh… um…

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