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    Top employers of autistic people revealed as IT, retail and the X-Men 

    A recent survey has found that the top employers of autistic people are the IT and retail industries – closely followed by beloved superhero team the X-Men. Although the tech and retail sectors are known to employ many autistic people, the X-Men have never counted...
    Sarah Amero, 3 days ago 2 min read  
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    Autistic woman just socialising through lifelong social hangover 

    An autistic woman enduring a daily social hangover has resolved to keep on socialising until the headaches subside – despite having felt this way for nearly half her life, sources have indicated. Sarah Harrow, 33, from Halton, repeatedly downs additional shots of chat after a...
    Elsa Williams, 1 week ago 2 min read  
    Health, News, Work

    Autistic writer upset they can’t submit second draft of conversation 

    An autistic writer has reportedly been left “frustrated” that they are unable to submit the second draft of the very stupid thing they just said in casual conversation. Jay Chester, 48, who regularly puts their foot in their mouth during routine social interactions, often redrafts...
    Sara Gibbs, 2 weeks ago 2 min read  
    News, Work

    “Innocent looking” autistic woman hiding thoughts of obscene filth 

    An autistic woman mistaken for being “naïve” and “a total sweetheart” is concealing a rank and sordid mind of darkness and debauchery, it has been rumoured. Despite her cheerful, open smile and guileless expression, Kelsey Dacey, 32, constantly daydreams about Satanic rituals, mutual masturbation and...
    Elsa Williams, 2 weeks ago 1 min read  
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    Autistic woman boldly embarks on 59th career change 

    An autistic woman has baffled her friends and relatives by switching career every few days, with each job more strange and confusing than the last, sources have claimed.  Pippa Durham, 39, who holds a first-class degree in Anglo Saxon, Norse and Celtic, had intended to...
    Laura Richmond, 3 weeks ago 2 min read  
    News, Work

    Tragic! Autistic woman meets all job requirements except sparkling charisma 

    An autistic woman who meets every one of a job’s specifications has been left dismayed to discover she also needed a PhD in ungodly amounts of charm, it has been reported. Paige Thomas, 31, from Doncaster, has three degrees and almost a decade of relevant...
    Elsa Williams, 1 month ago 1 min read  
    News, Work

    “Self-employed” autistic woman actually works for cat  

    An autistic woman who thought becoming self-employed would mean being her own boss has discovered that she actually now works for a small feline tyrant, it has been confirmed.  Beth Hapworth, 32, who made the move from from being a full-time corporate copywriter to freelancing...
    Sara Gibbs, 2 months ago 1 min read  
    News, Work

    Autistic woman doesn’t want to take credit for other people’s work and also for her own work  

    An autistic woman trying to avoid taking credit for her colleagues’ work reportedly also doesn’t want to take credit for her own work, for some reason.  Miya Wilkes, 34, insists on being conscientious about giving everyone their dues – except for herself, because everything she...
    Sara Gibbs, 3 months ago 1 min read  
    News, Work

    I hate small talk, says autistic woman who loves chatting shit 

    An autistic woman who despises ordinary workplace conversations will make a rare exception for the sake of decent gossip, it has been rumoured. Despite loathing typical office chit-chat, Ffiona Maw, 32, will cheerfully listen to you slag off your mutual nemesis as many times as...
    Elsa Williams, 3 months ago 1 min read  
    News, Work

    Workplace sensory room perfect for wank 

    An autistic woman has found a sensory room at work ideal for mid-shift masturbation sessions, it has been reported. Emma Bernard, 31, from Bury, has been popping to the designated space for a bit of relief when it “all gets too much”. “This is Emma’s...
    Elsa Williams, 3 months ago 1 min read  
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