An autistic woman who thought becoming self-employed would mean being her own boss has discovered that she actually now works for a small feline tyrant, it has been confirmed.  Beth Hapworth, 32, who made the move from from being a full-time corporate copywriter to freelancing...

An autistic woman trying to avoid taking credit for her colleagues’ work reportedly also doesn’t want to take credit for her own work, for some reason.  Miya Wilkes, 34, insists on being conscientious about giving everyone their dues – except for herself, because everything she...

An autistic woman who despises ordinary workplace conversations will make a rare exception for the sake of decent gossip, it has been rumoured. Despite loathing typical office chit-chat, Ffiona Maw, 32, will cheerfully listen to you slag off your mutual nemesis as many times as...

An autistic woman has found a sensory room at work ideal for mid-shift masturbation sessions, it has been reported. Emma Bernard, 31, from Bury, has been popping to the designated space for a bit of relief when it “all gets too much”. “This is Emma’s...

Despite scientific research having conclusively debunked the claim,  an autistic woman is still hoping vaccines do, in fact, cause autism, it has been rumoured.  Emma Bernard, 27, from Ancoats, has reportedly been seeking out a prime opportunity to inoculate allistic colleague Deborah Whitehead, 44, during...

A stand-up comedian recently confirmed as autistic has been boasting to friends that he’s not going to even mention it on stage because he’s not like those other neurodivegent stand ups. Sources have claimed that Stuart Laws, 40, walked on stage, took the microphone out...

An autistic woman emerging from yet another catastrophic job interview has reportedly consoled herself by saying it just wasn’t meant to be – the world of employment, that is. Emma Bernard, 34, from Widnes, came to the realisation after being rejected from yet another admin...

An autistic person has managed to suck all the joy out of their special interest by attempting to make money from it, reports have indicated.  Jay Chester, 42, has always loved baking as fun, low-pressure hobby, made the inexplicable decision to turn it into a...

An autistic woman is reportedly hoping her “let’s leave it until after Pancake Day” suggestion will successfully discourage unwanted work requests. Despite having recently returned from Christmas leave, Emma Bernard, 29, from Stockport, is said to be looking forward to “a well-deserved break” over what...