First domino falls in undiagnosed neurodivergent friend group
            The first of a group of undiagnosed neurodivergent friends has finally figured it out, making it only a matter of time before the others start toppling into a big heap of late-discovered burnout, reports have indicated.  Talia Cohen, 28, who started to suspect she might...        
    
            
    
			AuDHD man’s WFH just him going for an 11am coffee and forgetting to bring his laptop
            An AuDHD man’s day of working from home has so far consisted of him going to a coffee shop to work and realising he hasn’t brought any actual work with him, witnesses have said. Ethan Stern, 31, envisioned a quiet yet industrious day of working...        
    
            
    
			Autistic woman assesses prospective partners for gnawability
            An autistic woman evaluates potential partners by making sure they are pleasant enough to chew on, it has been reported. Mary Walker, 34, has been on several dates, but has yet to find someone with the right sort of body composition to be a living,...        
    
            
    
			Mum gearing up for another year of getting special interest birthday present wrong
            An autistic woman’s mother is planning another birthday present reflecting her daughter’s special interest back at her completely incorrectly, it has been rumoured. Tricia Squire, 65, really is trying, bless her, but hasn’t really understood what it is her daughter likes about witchcraft and has...        
    
            
    
			Autistic man’s groomsmen beg him to stop referring to them as “the Fellowship of the Ring”
            An autistic man’s groomsmen have reportedly begged him to stop calling them ‘the Fellowship of the Ring’ amid concerns they will be forced to LARP against their will. When Robert Noot, 38, first named his wedding WhatsApp chat after the famous adventuring party from The...        
    
            
    
			Autistic woman really sorry to bother you with her friendship
            An autistic woman has spent every single moment of her friendship with you worried that she’s intruding on your precious time here on Earth, it has been revealed.  Megan Aldrich, 24, reportedly loves talking to you for the fleeting moment before she starts worrying she’s...        
    
            
    
			Passé! Autistic woman’s new joint pain just a derivative cover of the old ones
            An autistic woman’s new joint pain is just a pale imitation of her past joint pain, according to critics. Mandeep Kaur’s latest hit is an ache in her hips that worsens whenever she attempts to live, breathe or exist. Critics agree that the 47-year-old’s newest...        
    
            
    
			Autistic woman talented at everything except anything useful
            An autistic woman can demonstrate an impressive range of skills and abilities, all of which have one characteristic in common: they are of absolutely no use to her or anybody else, sources have claimed. Ellie Mulligan, 55, was dismayed to discover that, in spite of...        
    
            
    
			Brave! Random man frothing at mouth to police your hidden disability
            A very brave abled man has made it his personal mission to protect public facilities from anyone who doesn’t look disabled enough, sources have claimed.  Robert Noot, 64, a self-proclaimed champion of those poor disableds, reportedly enjoys nothing more than “calling out” people with disabled...        
    
            
    
			Autistic woman happy to be godmother unless it means interacting with child
            An autistic woman would love to be godmother to your child as long as she doesn’t have to actually do anything for her, sources have said. Miya Wilkes, 35, makes sure to politely enquire after your daughter whenever the two of you catch up, but...        
    
            
    
			 
                     
                     
					
					             
					
					             
					
					             
					
					             
					
					             
					
					             
					
					             
					
					             
					
					             
					
					            