Study suggests autism can be reversed by just shoving kids back up there
Autism can be reversed by simply turning around and re-entering the womb, a new study has revealed. The study, conducted on triplets in America, discovered that autism could become “reduced to an indistinguishable level” if children with autism are willing to go through what researchers...
Autistic woman “not qualified” to diagnose own personality, say experts
A woman who identifies with every element of the autistic experience based on a lifetime of living in her own brain and body is “not qualified” to say she’s actually autistic, experts have claimed. Paige Thomas, 38, who has extreme sensory aversions, is exhausted by...
Uh-oh! Autistic person’s face about to say what they actually think
An autistic person who hates conflict is about to accidentally incite it by blurting out their true feelings, it has been reported. Emma Bernard, 25, hasn’t planned to start any beef – but now you’ve said that utterly ludicrous thing, their face is about to...
“We want the best for them” say anti-vaxxers who named kids Meadow and Sunbeam
A couple who are afraid vaccines will give their children autism, causing them to have a harder time in life, has also given them both really fucking silly names, it has been confirmed. Karen and Graeme Hoyland, both 43, who are terrified their children will...
Woman with BPD on border of being autistic
A woman with a diagnosis of borderline personality disorder has come worryingly close to being treated like a real human being, according to reports. Krista Shure, 25, from Bury, was initially given the label by mental health professionals on the clinical basis “she’s a woman...
Inspirational! Severely depressed autistic woman now slightly less depressed
An autistic woman has been hailed online as “an inspiration” after going from very severely depressed to slightly less depressed, it has been reported. Ellie Mulligan, 28, who has been suffering from a clinical depressive episode for several months, is reported to have both brushed...
Nailed it! Woman who made therapist cry wins therapy
A woman who caused her therapist to become misty eyed during a session is feeling secretly smug about it, according to reports. Emma Bernard, 25, from Carlisle, swears she saw counsellor Tricia Squire, 45, becoming tearful when Bernard was recounting her early childhood years –...
Only autistic man without social anxiety raised by wolves
The only autistic man who managed to avoid debilitating social anxiety was raised in the woods by a feral pack of predators, it has been revealed. Gavin Monks, 27, known by his wolf family as He Who Runs Weird, has developed the condition since rejoining...
Autistic woman reveals late dungaree diagnosis
A well-known autistic influencer has received an adult Dungaree diagnosis, she shared in a moving instagram post. Kelsey Dacey, 23, from Somewhere Down South, was diagnosed with autism two years ago – but insists this latest realisation was even more life changing. “I mean, I...
New diagnostic test to determine if you’re enough like autistic nephew
Scientists have announced that a brand-new autism scale will measure if patients are enough like this random woman’s nephew with autism. The new criteria will determine if patients sufficiently resemble six-year-old Finley Rice from Kent, who loves monster trucks and fart jokes. His aunt, Dr....
