An autistic woman has finally worked out who all the characters in a new TV show are, just in time for the season to reach its conclusion, sources have claimed. 

Miya Wilkes, 30, who spent the first five episodes of a generic courtroom drama trying to remember which toothy, brown-haired white dude was which, eventually memorised the cast of characters just in the nick of time.

Wilkes explained: “It was a lethal combination of the casting director having a type and me being totally face blind. Basically I spent most of the season thinking a married couple were siblings.”

“Maybe it should have clued me in when whatsherface walked in on whosehisthingy shagging the other other other blonde woman and burst into tears,” Wilkes continued. “But in my defence – nobody wants to see their brother doing that.”

“Now I need to start again from the beginning to understand why I should care what happens in the finale,” Wilkes added. “And I can’t stress enough how mediocre this show is.”

Wilkes was last seen weeping with stress over the casting announcement for season two. 

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