An autistic woman who accidentally clicked “follow” on your social media profile will never, ever, ever be able to bring herself to unfollow you, it has been rumoured. 

According to sources, Siobhan Moorton, 36, doesn’t want to hurt your feelings, despite having no connection to you, beyond having just mistakenly followed you back.  

Moorton explained: “I’m sure you’re a lovely person – but your profile picture is blank, your bio says ‘mum of three beautiful angels’ and your replies are incomprehensible.”

”I’m not sure what we have in common,” Moorton continued. “Other than frequenting the same horrible website.”

“The worst part is, I was trying to mute you.”

You responded: “I’m so excited about my new best friend Siobhan!”

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