An autistic woman accused of being “irrationally angry” actually has an incredibly specific and justifiable reason for being pissed off with you, it has been rumoured.
Niamh Callaghan, 29, reportedly became unreasonably furious with you when all you did was eat an ice cream – and has become increasingly angry ever since, despite your attempts to reason with her.
Callaghan said: “That was MY ice cream.”
“Not only that, but as a diabetic it was the one treat I’m allowed every day. I’m on my period, work’s stressful and my mum just called me with a half-hour drama about her neighbour’s dog. That was my emotional-support ice cream.”
“You are not diabetic,” continued Callaghan. “And could have eaten literally any of the other treats you keep in the house, despite me not being allowed them.”
In response to you claiming Callaghan’s rage was unjustified, because you meant to buy another ice cream, Callaghan commented: “Well, did you?”
At the time of writing, Callaghan has still not had her fucking ice cream.
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