An autistic woman has finally landed her dream role as an unpaid educator for everyone around her, it has been reported.

Navya Randhawa, 28, has always dreamed of wasting her precious time and energy explaining the modern world to everyone she meets. From family members who probably have an Internet connection to online strangers who definitely do, Randhawa is somehow the only person who can save them from their own ignorance.

Randhawa said: “I love teaching people about current events, and social issues, and how to show basic decency to marginalised people. It’s my job; I don’t know how or why, but it’s my job. People wouldn’t do their own research otherwise, which leads me to believe that they just can’t.”

Randhawa’s sister Miya, 34, said: “We call Navya our own personal search engine. I wouldn’t have any other way of knowing about, say, local elections, or worldwide humanitarian crises, or why the trains aren’t running. I don’t know how she does it!”

Aidan Michaels, 28, Randhawa’s friend, said: “Navya’s taught me so much about what’s going on in the world. For example, I thought racism ended sometime around the ’80s, but turns out it’s still alive and well. Shocking. Someone should probably do something about that. Anyway, cheers, Navya!”


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