An autistic woman has been apprehended by staff at a cat café after attempting to live there permanently, sources have claimed.
Megan Aldrich, 30, arrived at Purrfect Paradise in Basingstoke with four large suitcases and 17 houseplants. In an effort to blend in with the cats, she had stuffed all her socks into half a pair of tights and safety pinned this homemade “tail” to the back of her underwear.
She reportedly proceeded to order a cat-puccino before climbing onto a high shelf, curling up and falling asleep.
Aldrich said: “This is the ideal environment for me, because everyone moves around slowly and carefully and speaks in hushed voices. There are soft beds and a plentiful supply of treats. Clearly, when they designed this place, it was me they had in mind.”
Aldrich could not be reached for further comment as she was coughing up a hairball.
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