Your lifelong sense of social justice is on the brink of all-out combat with your persistent need to keep everybody around you happy at all times, sources have stated.
An anonymous military source has spoken out amidst escalating tensions between the two polarised yet fundamental aspects of your character: “Half of you has always got up in arms at the slightest sign of inequity. Whether that’s poverty, unfair treatment of retail workers or your dad pinching a chip off your plate on a seaside trip to Prestatyn.”
“The other half just wants everyone else to be pleased. Specifically, with you,” they continued. “Which is a difficult objective when you’re battling the urge to stick said chip up one of your father’s nostrils.”
“It’s unclear whether your impulse to confront your Uncle Tony over his casual racism will defeat the desire to avoid being seen as the argumentative one. Which to you, is the worst thing that could happen, for some reason. Maybe because of that time the entire class turned against you for pointing out Sarah Harrow’s drawing of Anne Boleyn was historically inaccurate.”
At the time of writing, a potential compromise had been reached, with you announcing that the world needs to wake up – so long as nobody minds.
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