Autistic woman who tries harder than everybody still the worstest
Despite putting in more effort than everybody on the planet combined, an autistic woman is still constantly ballsing up when it comes to socialising, it has been reported. Paige Thomas, 26, spends hours a day faking conversations with herself before her work shifts – yet...
Autism diagnosis still waiting for woman
An autism diagnosis is anxiously awaiting for her woman to turn up for an ASD assessment. Autism, 36 – who has been hanging about an NHS assessment centre for as many years – still holds out hope that Sarah Harrow, 36, might have a mid-life...
Autistic child refusing to smile simply thinks you’re dull
New evidence has uncovered a possible reason why autistic children don’t grin back at you — they simply think you’re ridiculous. Experts have been monitoring Lottie Fitzgerald, three, who had remained stony faced throughout her parents’ attempts to entertain her. The couple from Congleton, Cheshire,...
Autistic woman cosplays as woman
An autistic woman has dedicated herself to cosplaying as an ordinary woman in her everyday life, it has been revealed. Emma Bernard, 28, from Huyton, first began dressing up as Emma Bernard (Normal Version) in her early teens – after people routinely rejected her for...
So brave! Autistic woman opts for slightly different ready meal
In a self-described “moment of madness”, an autistic woman has purchased a supermarket ready meal for tonight that wasn’t her normal one, it has been rumoured. Emma Bernard, 27, from Derby, usually buys the spinach and ricotta cannelloni from Tesco Express on a Friday evening...
I’m just like Matilda, says autistic woman who can’t add up
An autistic woman has claimed to “deeply relate” to Roald Dahl’s Matilda – despite still having to count on her fingers. Freya Emerson, 26, from Beeston, Cheshire, declares that she “really sees herself” in Mara Wilson’s portrayal, because: “She was a child prodigy. As was...
Sporty autistic begins life in exile
An autistic person who recently started exercising by choice has been cast out by their own people, according to reports. Freya Emerson, 31, from Cheetham, made the shock decision to “take up jogging” three months ago in the hope that it would “really help with...
Autistic woman reveals early exit from sleepover was due to “liking own bed”
An autistic woman has confessed to leaving a sleepover in 2007 due to preferring to sleep in her own bed, sources have confirmed. Paige Thomas, from Liverpool, who was 12 at the time, said: “I pretended that my parents were worried. In actual fact, I’d...
This autistic woman copes by pretending she’s in a Jacqueline Wilson novel
An autistic woman coped with the woes of growing up by escaping into the woes of other children, it has been revealed. Sarah Harrow, 29, from Merseyside, adored Wilson’s children’s books from a young age. She confessed: “I read them for the reason people listen to...
Bondage! Woman admits main use of sunflower lanyard
An autistic woman has discovered a surprising new use for her sunflower lanyard. “It’s meant to tell others I’ve got a hidden disability,” Sarah Harrow, 31, from Manchester, explained. “But it’s also telling the right people that I’m an absolute animal.” “It really comes in...
