Romanticist? This autistic woman just applied for PIP
An autistic woman who applied for a long-term disability benefit is trying not to think about the fact the very idea is just a stab in the dark, reports have confirmed. Miya Wilkes, 33, from Walton, fantasises about having her lifelong struggles affirmed by a...
Autistic woman’s spiky learning profile actually more of a stump
An autistic woman who claimed to have a “spiky learning profile” has clarified it’s technically more of a stump, according to reports. Emma Bernard, 29, from Bury, was labelled as “creatively gifted” during her schooling not due to her unique and original talent for the...
Palatable! Autism show’s star-studded cast just about makes up for the autism
A new show about autism has revealed a twinkly all-star cast in the hope that it might make the autism go down a little easier, reports have confirmed. Auguspergers – which is due to be released on streaming services this month – follows the unseen...
Out of office? Autistic woman spending annual leave out of body
Instead of a four-day trip to Florence or meeting up with friends, an autistic woman has dedicated her annual leave to completely depersonalising from herself, according to reports. Niamh Callaghan, 31, from Dingle, is taking some much needed time to dissociate from her physical form....
Anxious autistic woman on train definitely not trying to dodge ticket inspector
An autistic woman who appears stressed and overwhelmed during her daily commute is absolutely not attempting to avoid the rail fare, reports have indicated. Avery Mann, 25, from Bury, routinely jumps from carriage to carriage due to “extreme bouts of anxiety” – and definitely not...
Autistic woman pretending chocolate for breakfast isn’t just daily occurrence
An autistic woman is currently delivering an expert performance of enjoying chocolate for breakfast as an Easter novelty and not simply as part of her usual routine, according to reports. Olivia Buckingham, 29, from Liverpool, is doing a stellar job of acting like she hasn’t...
She comes apart! This autistic woman’s joints pop out like Betty Spaghetty
An autistic woman with hypermobile joints functions just like a living, breathing Betty Spaghetty doll, it has been reported. Natasha Weaving, 32, boasts the unique ability to partially dislocate her arms, legs, elbow and shoulder at any time of the day, with painful yet ultimately...
Comforting! Autistic woman’s safe food slowly killing her
An autistic woman’s supposed “safe food” is gradually leading to her demise, according to reports. Paige Thomas, 28, constantly falls asleep at her desk, develops a new illness every other week and is deficient in vitamins from A all the way down to Z –...
I hate small talk, says autistic woman who loves chatting shit
An autistic woman who despises ordinary workplace conversations will make a rare exception for the sake of decent gossip, it has been rumoured. Despite loathing typical office chit-chat, Ffiona Maw, 32, will cheerfully listen to you slag off your mutual nemesis as many times as...
Aw! Relative conflates your autism with you being preschooler
A relative has mistaken your recent adult autism diagnosis for you still being at nursery school, according to reports. Despite you having completed a PhD in Environmental Policy, winning a prestigious award for global activism and having completed the first draft of your autism memoir,...
