An autistic woman who has known true hardship also thinks that her lack of a signature style might be contributing to her problems, reports have claimed.
Sabheen Bhatt, 44, has recently hit a problem-solving event horizon where the only ways to optimise her life any further would be to overthrow the government or receive a seven-figure inheritance. Short of that, she believes that if she started wearing “her colours” she might make a dent in her chronic stress and ennui.
Bhatt said: “Every so often, I look at the clothes and makeup I’ve amassed over the years and wonder whether I’ve ever made a good choice. My wardrobe just seems like a record of all the identities I’ve tried on over the years. I have yet to discover a sense of self, but that could be because I rejected peplum tops without giving them a chance.”
“I did try dopamine dressing but I still felt a little flat. Do you think there’s such a thing as ‘serotonin dressing’?”
Avery Mann, 25, an influencer who has just invented an animal-based theory about why you look terrible in your clothes, did not comment but rubbed her hands together like a praying mantis.
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