Autistic people have unveiled their plans to live the longest and happiest lives they possibly can out of sheer spite toward fascist losers with literal worms for brains.
In a statement released today, the world’s autistic population explained that the more these couch-fucking, dog-barbecuing, anus-mouthed weirdos try to demonise them, the more determined they will become to outlive every last one of them.
The statement read: “If you strike us down, we shall become more autistic than you can possibly imagine.”
“We’re going to spend our lives surrounded by love and laughter and troughs of mac and cheese. And despite this, we’ll still live long enough to dance on some graves.”
“For every bit of anti-science conspiracy babble you espouse, we will invent something so cool you can’t even contemplate it,” the statement continued. “Like a Lego robot butler that’s also a pizza oven. And you can’t play with it.”
RFK Jr was unavailable for comment as he was busy scraping an eight-month-old deer carcass off the road for a light snack, and was down to the final two in the auditions for the literal Horseman of Pestilence.
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