A non-autistic woman has wowed experts with her uncanny ability to decipher exactly how disabled you are based solely on your online presence.
Karen Hoyland, 48, only has to glance at your profile image and a handful of posts in order to declare you “very high functioning”, despite never having met or spoken to you in her life.
Hoyland explained: “It’s a natural gift. For example, this woman claims to have autism, despite posting a picture of herself walking in the woods. WALKING. How bad can her autism be?”
“She also writes in complete sentences,” Hoyland continued. “And there’s a bathroom selfie that doesn’t appear to have anyone else in it – so we know she’s wiping her own arse.”
“She seems absolutely fine to me,” Hoyland concluded. “I mean, I wouldn’t date her. Or hire her. Or be nice to her. But otherwise she looks completely normal.”
You could not be reached for a response as your housemate had dropped some plates in the sink, triggering a day-long migraine.
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