A non-autistic friend who wants you to feel safe to unmask with them has no idea what they’re saying, it has been confirmed.
Eli Port, 44, would like you to be comfortable enough to be your true self – but is reportedly unaware that your true self is an undomesticated bin creature.
Port commented: “I don’t want you to feel like you have to pretend to be something you’re not around me. What’s that noise? Are you… hissing at me? How did you manage to mess your hair up like that without touching it?”
“Sure, we can turn all the lights off,” Port continued. “And the TV, I guess. What do you fancy doing, then…?”
Port reportedly then sat through three hours of you listening to Messy by Lola Young on loop while you ignored them entirely and ate crushed Wotsits with a teaspoon, before abruptly being told to get out of your house.
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