An autistic woman has found a sensory room at work ideal for mid-shift masturbation sessions, it has been reported.

Emma Bernard, 31, from Bury, has been popping to the designated space for a bit of relief when it “all gets too much”.

“This is Emma’s very special room,” manager Liz McHodge, 45, explained. “She’s been particularly enjoying lying down in a cushion pile and seems to really love the moody, sensual lighting.” 

Bernard commented: “Sometimes I lie there watching videos to calm down. Like naked Kate Winslet in Ammonite.”

“She emerges in an absolute state of bliss,” McHodge told us. “So I reckon she must really love that fish tank.” 

Bernard was unable to respond, as she was about to cum. 


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