A hypermobile autistic woman is reportedly perfectly comfortable sitting like her legs are on backwards, why do you ask?
Krista Shure, 44, who eyewitnesses claim has the flexibility of a newborn infant, told reporters she has “no idea” why people keep asking if she’s OK or if she needs a comfier seat – or medical assistance.
Shure commented: “I’m just trying to live. But fine, if my innocently sitting on the floor with my legs behind me splayed out at a 90-degree angle freaks you out so much, I’ll change position.”
Shure then moved to the sofa, where she sat with her legs twisted around each other multiple times, like two pipe cleaners trying to fuck.
“I don’t know why people are so horrified,” Shure insisted. “It’s not like I showed them what I can do with my hands.” Without warning, Shure then demonstrated how she can dislocate her own thumb.
“Honestly, I’m fine – it’s everyone else’s problem,” Shure added, hanging upside down from the ceiling like a bat.
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