An autistic woman is reportedly yet again about to do the wretched morally correct thing, even though it will cost her dearly.

Tricia Squire, 34, told reporters that all she wants is a quiet life – but try telling that to her horrid, self-righteous little conscience. 

Squire explained: “If there’s a stand to take, a complaint to make or a company to boycott, it’s always bloody me to do it, no matter how inconvenient or, frankly, life ruining.”

“There are no rewards for doing what’s right. In fact, quite the opposite. The problematic thing happens and I’m like ‘well, I guess we’re getting sacked again.’”

Squire continued: “You don’t get a medal. Just the anticlimactic knowledge that you weren’t knowingly part of the problem this time and a P45.”

Squire could not be reached for further comment as she was about to confront her transphobic bikini waxer mid-strip.


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