Your family doesn’t hate you – just the neurological blueprint that forms the basis for your entire personality, it has been confirmed.
A spokesperson for your family said: “We accept you just as you are, but we also wish that you were different in every possible way and that you’d stop constantly info-dumping about your fucking stamp collection.”
They continued: “we do love you, we just hate your autism. If you could dial that back by about 100%, or at the very least find a babysitter for it for family days out, that’d be grand.”
They went on to say that they would not be adjusting their behaviour to make life easier for you, stating: “sure, we could just turn the big light off or stop chatting while the TV is on, but frankly it would be a lot less annoying for us if you dropped this whole autism thing.”
Your autism could not be reached for comment, as that’s not how fucking autism works.
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